LEGAL QUOTE OF THE DAY ...

"The illegal

we do immediately.

The unconstitutional

takes a little longer."

~ Henry Kissinger

LEGAL QUOTE OF THE DAY ...

"The stem and leaves are studded

with the sharpest thorns,

which continually cling to you and draw blood,

hence its not very polite name of lawyer-palm."

~ Carl Lumholtz

Among Cannibals:

account of four years travels in Australia

and of camp life with the Aborigines of Queensland

NEWSWORTHY LEGAL MATTER: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE JOHN PAUL STEVENS ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENT

• Link to the story, here.
• Let the nasty politics begin!

TODAY'S COURTROOM ANTIC ...

JUDGE:

Do I understand

that you're trying to show

contempt for this Court?

Lawyer:
No, Your Honor.
I'm trying to hide it!

LEGAL QUOTE OF THE DAY ...

"There is a general prejudice

to the effect that lawyers are

more honourable than politicians

but less honourable than prostitutes.

That is an exaggeration."

~ Alexander King

IMPORTANT DEA BUST ANNOUNCEMENT

DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room

TODAY'S WEAK EXCUSE FOR A CRIMINAL ...

• Two women were arrested in England after trying to smuggle a dead 91-year-0ld relative onto a plane.
• Discovered pushing the body in a wheelchair with sunglasses on it, they tried to say he was sleeping, according to the article.